When people died with dignity, and Domino Hurley didn't exist. Manny: Ah the old files, the old clients, the glory days."They Bought the Farm, Now Sell Them the Cows," stuff like that. Manny: My boss is always giving me these motivational sales books.Then again, so am I, and I've got fewer suits. Manny: This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges. Manny: Better take these cards- it looks like a long day of solitaire for me.Copal: All right you boneheads, thank your lucky stars and get to your freakin' cars! We have a mass poisoning on our hands! Too many dead to assign specific cases, so all clients are FIRST COME FIRST SERVE! So, let's see some hustle out there!.Stuck selling walking sticks to a bunch of burros for eternity. (Inside) Where do they get these guys? They don't qualify for anything good, so I can't sell anything good, can't work off my time and I'm stuck. Manny: Oh I'll be leaving here soon enough! (Whispers) No thanks to dead-end, no commission, low life cases like yours, menso. Mr Flores: Community service huh? Well, I guess there are some folks worse off than me. Manny: Oh, I can't leave here until I've worked off a little debt to the powers that be. Wish I was going! Mr Flores: Why not? You could give me a lift. Oh you're going to be having a great trip. That compass in the handle will sure come in handy, too. That's the ticket the Excelsior Line! Manny: (Outside) Yes, she's a beauty. (Types) But I've still got a few tricks up my sleeve here. Well, the bad news is the train appears to be just out of your reach. But very few people qualify, so let's take a look at your records. It shoots straight to the ninth underworld, the land of eternal rest, in 4 minutes instead of four years. Mr Flores: The Number Nine? Manny: That's our top-of-the line express train. Unless you were to take that money you were buried with and buy a better quality travel package from us! I mean, wouldn't you rather cross the Land of the Dead in your own personal sports car? Maybe try a luxury ocean cruise? Or, if you led a very good life, you may even qualify for the Number Nine itself. What journey? Manny: The four year Journey of the Soul. Are you ready for your big journey? Mr Flores: No!. Manny: You can't go home Celso, you're dead! But you're not alone! Everybody here is just as dead as you! That's why we call it the Land of the Dead. Mr Flores:: I don't want a new travel agent I want to go home. Manny: Intimidating? Me? But I'm your friend. Mr Flores:: Take me? Take me where? Manny: Now, now. Copal: MANNY! YOU COULDN'T FIND A SALE AT A YACHT CLUB!!!.Manny: I can't go strolling through the halls now.I'm on the lam!.Glottis: I am an elemental spirit summoned from the Land of the Dead itself, given one purpose, one skill, one desire.Manny: This looks like it's about to fall apart.Manny: My scythe-I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be.
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